Here’s a tip: remember to always smile.
- If you’re about to tell a horrendously obvious lie, smile and make those around you try to figure out if you’re joking or not.
- If you see a small adorable child, smile as if that child won’t do horrible, grotesque things at any given opportunity.
- If you feel a growing chasm within your very being, smile. Smile so widely that your mouth becomes a wall that your tongue and your screams lap up against. Smile until your teeth become daggers and your throat expands and your stomach hollows out into a cave. Smile until every dark part of you shoots up into an empty mountain that no one wants to go near. Smile big now.
hey so I realized that there’s a handful of you that are regularly liking the dumb shit I post but I don’t know you. there are some lovely folks on here who I don’t know by face but who I am very fond of (hulloooo kaitbird and daughterofabraham and dirt-inyourfries etc) and I dig that. it makes this site so much more lovely.
so shoot me a message. say hello. let’s chat.
I love how she almost drops it until she smells it and that flashbulb memory hits.
“Real isn’t how you are made,” said the Skin Horse. “It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real … Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.”
i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay
so proud of myself for not studying enough before the GRE the first time
now I have to retake it to be even remotely competitive for PhD programs
and it’s $200
this is probably one of the sexiest gifs ever
Holy sweet baby jesus
now this man is either dead or just old as hell but lord he was something else.
who is thiss someone message me!!!
he was my boyfriend in the 1960’s. im immortal
WHO IS THIS
this thread makes me sadder than the gif makes me horn- erm, happy.
it’s Brando, ladies and ladybros.
damn children and their flying machines. get off my lawn.